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CompleteBrekfast (11:48:20 PM): my friend just told me that he proposed to his girlfriend CompleteBrekfast (11:48:38 PM): and I was about to say (over email) something like, wow, yeah, also my other friend got engaged and my other friend had a kid CompleteBrekfast (11:48:46 PM): but then I realized it is not cool to minimize his excitement CompleteBrekfast (11:48:53 PM): that’s like the flip side of minimizing someone’s pain CompleteBrekfast (11:49:09 PM): like, “I just found out I have cancer and they’re going to have to remove my penis” CompleteBrekfast (11:49:55 PM): “Oh yeah that sucks, my friend has gangrene and so they’re cutting off his penis too, and my other friend has a goose stuck up his ass and can’t sit down except on big tires”

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