“I’d love nothing more than to remain a factor in kids’ lives”
Teacher resigns when the school finds out he called in sick to go on a pro-wrestling tour. On the one hand, I find that kind of behavior pretty irresponsible. On the other hand, it’s so funny that I find it hard to hold anything against this guy. I just have this mental picture of him teaching history class, saying that Lincoln “body-slammed the Confederacy,” and talking smack to kids later on in study hall. I hope he goes on to take over for the Macho Man Randy Savage on the Slim Jims campaign. “Need a little excitement? SNAP INTO IT! And by ‘it,’ I mean a book, kids!”

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