Current Mood: Murderous

Apparently, scientists predict we’ll have robots with emotions in about a decade. Programming emotions into robots is supposed to make them perform mundane tasks better because they’ll be more motivated. Oddly, the words “uprising” and “armageddon” appear nowhere in this article, perhaps suggesting that it was written by a robot.

OH NoES, teH MATRICKS!!!

Same old story, dude. Why else would the transformers be shaped like cars if there had never been people on their home world?