Spam of the Day: Leave the Dog Out of This, Man
From: Vernon Hutcherson
Subject: Re:
Date: May 8, 2007 11:27:00 AM EDT
Hello my friend!
I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here [URL removed] are bad.
Look, the site and call me 1-800 [phone number never included in the first place] if its wrong..
My dog and I are still alive :)

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You beat me this time, Gadget….
As I was going to say: While this kind of reminds me of Save Toby, I think I’d better point out that, sheerly from a feasibility standpoint, he should probably eat his dog and then kill himself. Although, for bonus points, doing neither would be preferred.
By Dan on 05.08.07 1:39 pm
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