Morning with Lee

The following conversation transpired not long ago with my roommate.

Jason: Do you mind if I take a shower?
Lee: You fuckin’ dick.
Jason: I’m not in a hurry. You can go first if you want.
Lee: Okay, thanks. I just have lunch with Eran.
Jason: Okay.
[Pause.]
Jason: You know, you could’ve opened with that rather than starting with “You fuckin’ dick.”
Lee: That was my concession speech.