No Need for Eugenics When You’ve Got Rocket Fuel
From McSweeney’s: Excerpts from the Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook for People with Rocket Packs.
Comply with the Nazi’s demand that you drop your gun: the Nazi must be allowed to feel in control of the situation, especially if you are Jewish, Gypsy, homosexual, a Freemason, socialist, Slavic, a Jehovah’s Witness, atheist, finance-capitalistic, physically disabled, a prisoner of war, mentally ill, or Nazi.
Also included: breakup tips for the rocket pack-wearer.
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