Jason and Kai discuss Hello Kitty for Men (link via Boing Boing).

Jason: I hate to say it, but I actually kind of like those shirts
» they figured out my whole gender! dark colors, sans serif cat faces.
Kai: Um, I was kind of okay with Hello Kitty already, for the most part
» I mean, not really complaining about the new stuff
Jason: you also wear women’s pants you bought at good will
» and multiple articles of clothing with unicorns
Kai: Yeah, when you look at the other pieces in the puzzle, I guess that one makes sense
Jason: I think they are looking to broaden their market beyond people who already have real style
» so as now to include people like me, who want sans serif cat faces.
» … that is remarkably close to “sans serif cat feces”
» in fact, that’s what I see every time I look at it
» I can’t see the word “faces” after “cat” without assuming defecation is somehow involved