Spam of the Day: Work-related edition

From: bromee
Subject: Steve Jobs is not cancer-free

Boy eats cats daily
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*(I just don’t know…does eating cats give you cancer? Cure your cancer? Who clicks on a link about eating cats? Don’t they know Steve Jobs is a [pescetarian](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pescetarian)? What does this have to do with the iPhone? Anything?)*