Ninja Miscellany

I almost forgot to link to this excellent story (via Boing Boing):

Public schools in Barnegat were locked down briefly after someone reported seeing a ninja running through the woods behind an elementary school.

Turns out the ninja was actually a camp counselor dressed in black karate garb and carrying a plastic sword.

Police tell the Asbury Park Press the man was late to a costume-themed day at a nearby middle school.

Beautiful.

And as long as we’re talking ninjas, I highly recommend a short video up at ONN, “Ninja parade slips through town unnoticed once again.”