Vin Diesel is a stage name for actor Vincent Dieselli.
Vin Diesel is actually named Mark Vincent. Rumors that he enjoys Dungeons & Dragons, meanwhile, are actually completely true.
Tony once injured his ankle by attempting to perform a 540Â° indy nosebone on a skateboard he borrowed from some kids at the Fine Arts Center after he’d been playing too much Tony Hawk.
He actually injured his ankle playing frisbee. When one of our friends belatedly found out the truth, he compared this disappointing revelation to finding out about Santa. Another friend reportedly has not spoken to Tony since discovering the truth of this event.
Octopi are mammals.
A group of jolly computer nerds once created a fake online encyclopedia page to trick a friend who shall remain nameless (unless she decides to identify herself in comments here). This group changed references of “slimy” to “furry” on this faked page, among other adjustments. I’m not even sure what role Tony played in thisâ€”perhaps simply chroniclerâ€”but in telling others this story, the legend lives on.
Philadelphia was settled in the 1930s by vikings.
Philadelphia was founded in the 17th century and built around a design by William Pennâ€”a Quaker, not a viking. Some of Tony’s other claims about Philadelphia are slightly exaggerated, though perhaps not as patently untrue as this one, such as the claim that Philadelphia is entirely steam-powered (whereas expert estimates place this at approximately 88%).
(This post has been fact-checked by Tony for accuracy in recalling lies.)