Comments on: Favorite Lies Promoted by Tony

By: Chris Collins

Chris Collins — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 21:11:02 +0000

I hate it when Jacob gets all uptight about octopuses. It’s all because he’s half octopus and feels like he should get special treatment for it. Especially because Jason is half Bigfoot and he doesn’t tell everyone “Fuck you all.”

By: Dan

Dan — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 14:15:27 +0000

Okay, for the record it was “Jarold.” He’ll be pissed if he knows you’re spelling his name wrong.

By: Evan

Evan — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 05:03:44 +0000

On the topic of lies, I’ll stand up and say that two of my favorite lies of all time, neither of which involve Tony, unfortunately, are about “Lieutenant Dan” Legs and “Gerald”

By: Jacob

Jacob — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:28:43 +0000

I know Tony's secret, and because I'm a vindictive bastard, I will reveal all here today:

If the first word he says is "actually" nothing that follows is true.

Except the thing about octopuses. Which are mammals. I don't care what Jason says, they have nipples and milk and live young and they are mammals. Fuck you all.

By: zandperl

zandperl — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 20:26:08 +0000

The Magical British Bear! This is probably why I haven’t played Settlers in a year.

By: Jordan

Jordan — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 20:01:16 +0000

Why must you destroy the magic?

By: tony

tony — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:49:47 +0000

I think Anthony has latched onto an important theme which is to say that Tony lies aren't so much lies as creative fiction intended to fill in where reality hasn't really pulled its weight.

Also I should probably come clean clarify that I was directly involved in the British bear incident as part of conspiracy that included family member who will not be identified in this forum.

By: Anthony

Anthony — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 17:26:20 +0000

My favorite part about the skateboarding one was how I almost blew it right at the outset. I think the reason Tony’s lies tend to work out so well is because they’re mostly better than actual reality.

By: Dan

Dan — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 15:27:58 +0000

And I know Tony wasn't directly involved in the infamous Magical British Bear Incident of 2007, but I still feel that it deserves a mention.

Also, I would have supported the title "Lies My Tony Told Me" for this post.