Breaking News: Michael J. Fox says hoverboards aren’t real

But really, can you trust him? The man’s a trained actor, people.

Seriously. Who are you gonna believe, Michael Keaton or filmmaking genius Robert Zemeckis?

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“Michael Keaton” is what you get when you cross Alex Keaton with Michael J. Fox, and then do a casting call for Beetlejuice.

I’d totally watch a remake of Beetlejuice starring Michael J. Fox as Beetlejuice.