The Shit I Do For Beer

To quote Jason (who was, in turn, quoting THE FUTURE):

I made this for this.

He said he’d buy me a beer if I posted this. Don’t let him feel like he won. Tell him to buy me a whole pitcher.

PS: Jason always complains about the stuff that shows up when he gets Googled. Jason [CENSORED]. Jason [CENSORED]. Jason [CENSORED]. Take that.