Derogatory terms for Scientists?
If you’re like me you’ve got a lot of hate and anger to share with the world, and nothing throws up a road block on that hatred like a dearth of derogatory term for the people that anger you. One such group that I don’t particularly hate, but that I see as a prime target as we transition into a dystopian future, is scientists. Sure you can call them eggheads or lab monkey but I need something I can say with a bit more vitriol, something monosyllabic you can kinda say while spitting.
Thus, after extensive testing in the field I suggest we popularize the term “squint.” Examples: “My plasma rifle is on the fritz again, good for nothing squints can’t keep anything running.” “Hey squint, get back in your lab and fix this global warming.”
I’d like to think that supplying you with derogatory terms you didn’t even know you needed is the kind of blue sky solutioneering you can count on from the Doombot brand.

They were out of my standard taco kit at the supermarket so I selected the “Stand ‘n Stuff” alternative taco shells. As I was preparing these I quickly noticed that though these hold more taco materials, perhaps they were not the best shape for eating. They looked aesthetically pleasing standing there filled with meat, beans, cheese and lettuce, but would they function well for the primary task tacos are charged with? Was this the future or simply the taco as designed by a committee?
